Post by EMMETT JESSE KASE on Mar 20, 2009 22:51:01 GMT -6
Emmett Jesse Kase
DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS[/color][/font][/center]
"Hey yo... Emmett Jesse Kase here. I have no idea what my parents were thinking with my name but it works. I prefer Em even if it sounds sort of femmie or Jesse... Emmett makes me feel like a hick."
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"I'm not even going to dignify this with an answer."
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"I'm 19 years young almost 20 I was born on April 16th and I think I'm an Aries.. what ever the hell that means. And I'm a freshman in college just doing the undergraduate stuff I have no idea what the hell I want to be in the immediate future."
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"I was born in Houston Texas, Still have family down there but this has been home since as far back as I can remember."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"I'm average height for a guy and average weight thats all your getting. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm told I'm attractive but I don't really know, never appraised a guy like that."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"Very much straight. Like a line. I bat for the home team if you need another analogy."
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"Mechanics, if you count hot wiring a car. Taking things apart. Flirting. Okay I'm just kidding about those, but I made you look didn't I? I like working with my hands. I also enjoy much to my embarrassment reading... like real books not the comics or the playboys... though I cant say I haven't picked up a few of the latter too. I also tend to be good a empathizing with other people when I'm not fighting them. Yeah I have a temper what of it."
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Being patient. Playing by the rules. Controlling my temper... you know things like that.."
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"I already told you what I like because I'm good at things I like. But I'm gonna have to say Girls here as an added bonus and sex."
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"Fish... I know harbor town I'm a nutball. Guys. And Romance novels."
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"Commitment, flying off the handle and hurting someone. Small children."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"I wanna be the type of guy who's good for girls. Not the deadbeat I am now. I want to be successful and I'd kinda like to have a family that accepts me."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"I'm a father, but not in the traditional sense. So I suppose sperm donor is more accurate. The girl's in Houston used me to trap their boyfriend."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"I'm sort of a jackass in most respects but I do have my moments where the real me seeps through and I'm human. I have an aptitude in reading people and empathizing when I'm in the right mood. I cuss alot too... but try to ignore that if I can't control it."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"Long legs, heels, flavored lip gloss, long hair and a smile to die for."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"hairy anything not on her head, emotional girls, and girls who use me to trap their boyfriends, yeah ARIANNA you hear that bi-otch you weren't even that hot."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"Damn and I thought we were finished."
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"Cows Blood and Monkey brains... Ask a stupid question... I like coke and burgers."
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"Interview with a vampire and Dark Angel."
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"I don't have a favorite... but I know which one I don't like ... you wanna be on my good side don't play Weird Al anywhere near me. It wont hurt to stay away from Michael Jackson either."
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"Camouflage just to be different."
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"I have nothing for you."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"Kevin Kase - Doctor well not really but he thinks that a shrink qualifies so I placate him. Danielle Kase- she's a waitress."
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"Dustyn - 12, Davis -8, Sammy - 5 and Bryan - 6 months... my parents are regular baby machines... I think my mom likes being fat or she's waiting for a girl I haven't decided."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"The day I finally finished highschool. To me the whole experience was useless the skills you learn there do in now way prepare you for the real world. That and I got over 400 bucks for graduation at my party."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"When I found out my mom was pregnant for the fifth time, yes shes pregnant again but I don't know if its a girl or a boy. So not a sibling yet right?"
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE Kellan Lutz? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"Thanks? Are we finally done? WOO HOO see ya sucka"
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Ash
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]
HOWEVER, SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY 24 YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS Too many YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON PM, or IM if you have my sn
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE central TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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THIS APP WAS MADE BY LE DISKO ?! OF CAUTION 2.0 SO DON'T REMOVE CREDIT.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
