noah eli snyder

[NOAH ELI SNYDER]

noah eli snyder

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"uh well, my full name is noah eli snyder and um, well, I'm pretty positive I was named after my grandfather and my father whose first name is eli. as far etymotology goes noah is actually derived from a hebrew name which means rest and comfort. it's also a very biblical name considering y'know, noah's ark and what not. my middle name, eli, is rather biblical, too it essentially means 'ascension' in hebrew which was a ... part in the bible? it has something to do with the bible, haha. and, uh, as far as my last name goes, snyder is... well, I don't really know what it means or what it stands for but, it was my father's last name so, it's mine. "

AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"well, the doctors have told me that I am definitely a male so, let's go with that, ha."

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"hmm I'm twenty six and I'm... I think.. an aquarius, my birthday's february nineteenth, I like long walks on the beach, romantic comedies - no I'm just kidding. "

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"I was actually born in bangor, maine which is only about three hours away from here. it's a little further away from the coast and not nearly as nice as wells beach, but it's decent."

NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"I stand at the freakishly tall height of 6'4" and I weigh.. hmm.. about 175 lbs. I think, I dunno."

WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"I like-a the girls so, yeah, I'm heterosexual."

WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"woah this is gonna be a little difficult without coming off as completely conceited, so forgive me if I do. I'm pretty decent at what I do... which is paint, I have an awesome vocabulary, I could kick anyone's ass at scrabble, reading, writing.. uh, paying attention? I don't know.. this is really difficult for me, haha. "

COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"wow, where to start? I'm definitely no good answering these questions, math... probably, uh, most sports, remembering things, I feel like if I give you anymore I'll be making myself look bad."

AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"hmm, uhm, paitning, sleeping in, reading,"

I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"answer here."

I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"answer here."

WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"answer here."

GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"answer here. make sure to claim the secret."

WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"answer here. do not post a long paragraph, just a short summary of what they are like. you can even list words and then just elaborate on those words abit."

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"turn-ons here."

WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"turn-offs here."

OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"if you insist."

FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"answer here."

THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"answer here with their names and occupations."

DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"answer here. include their names."

TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"answer here with a good memory."

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"answer here with a bad memory."

OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"oh wow. really? I don't know who that is but, does looking like him benefit me at all? like can I get paid or something? "
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perry

[/i] wants to touch me, woo ooh[/b][/color]
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]

HOWEVER, HE/SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY AGE YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS __ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON WAYS TO CONTACT
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE TIMEZONE TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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