`` Hypocrisy in the Making ,

[DARREN MICHAEL VOORHEES]

(darren michael voorhees)
t h e . a b a n d o n e d

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( I can do the hippy-hippy shake. )
second chances are too few and far between. will to change this circumstance eludes me still?
should i grow another shell in which to live? should i grow another shell and not forgive?
'cause I don't believe in this world anymore, anymore.
i don't believe in me

( As vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. )
will you be here or will I be alone? will I be scared?
you'll teach me how to be strong. if I fall down, will you help me carry on?
i cannot do this alone.

`` just met , let me introduce you to the characters in the show
`` first name basis , and it makes me wonder
`` acquaintance , the time between those cunning words
`` friend of a friend , the walls between you and i
`` new friend , hi. you must be new, or at least you're new to me
`` on and off , the space between our calm and rage
`` fake friend , paint me on canvas so I become what you could never be
`` enemies turned friend , why follow me to higher ground lost as you swear i am
`` secret friends , troubles will come, and they will pass
`` average friends , there's something in your eyes, is everything alright?
`` good friends , even in madness, i know you still believe
`` close friends , give me your right hand, i think i understand
`` best friends , this could have been the best we've ever had
`` drinking buddies , i close my eyes and let the whole thing pass me by
`` partying buddies , some things you can't erase no matter how hard you try
`` confidante , to be the man i need to be, i pray you'll understand
`` partner in crime , you were waiting for me too
`` childhood , seems like some things just aren't the same
`` family friend , forget your lust for the rich mans gold
`` inseparable , i would never let you down if i was runnin backwards in fulltime
`` practically family , it's been way too long for the times we've missed

( I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible )
when all is said and done and dead, does he love you the way that i do?
breathing in lightning. tonight's for fighitng. i feel the hurt; so physical.

`` go to hell , never thought i'd lose my temper like that
`` hardcore hatred , i now it's some fucked up situation; he ain't comin' back
`` you hate darren , scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red
`` darren hates you , me, i'm used to being tired and bloody
`` mutual dislike , don't think about, don't scream aloud
`` you dislike darren , turn your head, now baby just spit me out
`` darren dislikes you , he's drunk again, it's time to fight
`` rivalry , the living room becomes a boxing ring
`` friendly rivalry , she spreads her love, it burns me up
`` you backstabbed darren , if you walked in and seen what i seen
`` darren backstabbed you , i hear them scream from down the hall
`` friends turned enemies , father's a name you haven't earned yet
`` indifference , haven't you heard don't hit a lady?
`` jealousy , you are everything i want 'cause you are everything i'm not
`` you annoy darren , it's too late, so wrong. so long.
`` darren annoys you , i just wanna bring you down so badly
`` you avoid darren , terrified that she'll wind up dead in his hands
`` darren avoids you , same old shit just on a different night
`` you’re scared of darren , i've been here before, but not like this
`` darren is scared of you , seen it before, but not like this
`` you tolerate darren , just tell the nurse you slipped and fell
`` darren tolerates you , kicking your ass would be a pleasure
`` by association , she looks at you, she wants the truth

( Beautiful. Dumb as a post. )
i need a little more luck than a little bit. 'cause every time i get stuck the words won't fit.
and every time that i try i get tongue tied. i'll need a little good luck to get me by this time.

`` final , girl i love you, you're the one
`` possible final , if fallin for you girl is crazy, then i'm goin out of my mind
`` mutually in love , something that will last, last forever, and ever
`` darren is in love with you , and that's what you get for fallin' again
`` you’re in love with darren , you can never get him out of your head
`` currently dating , if i can die for love, then i'm enslaved
`` possible future , oh, how she will be loved
`` on and off dating , you're like my favorite damn disease
`` past – on good terms , and i do wanna love you if you see me runnin back
`` past – on bad terms , i'm good and done, we're over and dead.
`` past – still chemistry , one day too soon, you'll regret it for the rest of your days
`` you can't live without darren, if i could hear your voice i know i'd be okay
`` darren can't live without you , i've been wrong, but i'm begging you to stay
`` you cheated on darren , how could you bring him home
`` darren cheated on you , pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything
`` current fling , always find a way, to keep me righ there waiting
`` past fling , i know just give me a break and see the changes that i've made
`` future fling , i've got some imperfections, but how can you collecet them all.
`` mutual crush , all i ever think about is you
`` you’re crushing on darren , and did you really look my way?
`` darren is crushing on you , 'cause no one coulda seen this comin
`` you used to crush on darren , am i crazy or fallin in love?
`` darren used to crush on you , is it really just another crush?
`` friends with benefits , you want me to stay, but i gotta make my way
`` make-out buddies , i'm just getting older. i'm not getting over you
`` fuck buddies , you're crazy bitch but you fuck so good i'm on top of it
`` secret lovers , and if you chose to walk away, i'd still be right here waiting
`` one night stand , could someone tell me what to say to just make you stay?
`` lust , i hope you;re not intending to be so condiscending
`` physical attraction , too far away for me to hold
`` sexual tension , when i dream, i'm doin you all night
`` flirting , you dont have to look up at the stars
`` hot and cold , could you throw another stone to ease my pain
`` fleeting glances , love is for fools that fall behind and i'm somewhere in between

( Nothing can defeat the penis! )
now, where he at? where he at? where he at? where he at?
nah, there he go. there he go. there he go. there he go.
peanut butter, jell-ay. peanut butter, jell-ay. peanut butter jell-ay.

`` family , the perfect one word no one should get
`` mixed feelings , i walk to the edge again, searching for the truth
`` love/hate , you never know, you never know tomorrow
`` bad influence on darren , i can't change what i've always been
`` darren is a bad influence , tryin to apologize. you're so ugly when you cry
`` good influence on darren , but, you believed that i could be somebody
`` darren is a good influence , you put your world on hold for me
`` protective over darren , i need to let go, let go, let go, let go of this pride
`` darren is protective , think twice 'fore you touch my girl
`` you respect darren , come around i'll let you feel the burn
`` darren respects you , i need you to know i will
`` emotional support , i can. so i will. and you'll see your hero come'a runnin
`` roommate , if i fall down, will you help me carry on?
`` band mate , you're slowly killin me, and i wish it wasn't true
`` you admire darren , i've said enough by now. i can't let go, i can't get out.
`` darren admires you , you were here just yesterday
`` you obsess over darren , wait 'til the day you finally see
`` darren obsesses over you , i've been here waiting patiently
`` you stalk darren , i can't let go; i can't get out
`` darren stalks you , close my eyes, let the whole thing pass me by
`` never spoken , can i be your friend, but maybe i'm not able
`` you are darren’s mentor , follow your heart and nothing else
`` darren is your mentor , all that i want for you, my son, is to be satisfied
`` other -specify , she dreams a champagne dream

( I just want my props, is all. )
the credits, bitch

lyrics belong to farber drive, seether, puddle of mudd, eamon, nickelback, taking back sunday, sugarcult, shinedown, buckcherry, hedley, lynyrd skynyrd, collective soul, eve 6, trapt, 12 stones, david archuleta, justin nozuka, and ludo. some of the headings are from movies and television shows, such as early quotes from buffy the vampire slayer, angel and juno. and the main picture is obviously jared padalecki, but it was colorized and personalised by me, so don't fucking take it, m'kay? this plot was made by coop ([e-mail]) so no stealing, because the coop will hunt you down like marshmallows on rice krispie treats, ya dig? of course, if you would like to use it, please make sure you leave the credit intact, or you're gonna get busted.

( Can't be undid, Homeskillet. )
coop's notes, yo

now, for my character rules. there's not many; actually, there's only a few, so be sure to follow them. quote for colors! if you don't i won't add you. how ya like them apples? if you post in mine, i will post in yours, and visa versa - yet, i do tend to procrastinate, so it may take me a bit to build up the will to do so. please, be patinent. i really hate these things, so don't expect me to write ten million paragraphs in yours. and in return, i ask that you write as much or little as you wish. no pressure, either way. ya know what? do not alter my code, and i think that's all! yep. see, told ya, it wasn't much.

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[DARREN MICHAEL VOORHEES]

( kaitlyn marie harvard )
damn, that girl's old money.

kayt's been living with a broken heart for twenty years.
but, she's still toughing it out as my favorite sexbot.
this stunna lady's a college sophomore

`` drinking buddies , i close my eyes and let the whole thing pass me by
`` partying buddies , some things you can't erase no matter how hard you try
`` confidante , to be the man i need to be, i pray you'll understand
`` partner in crime , you were waiting for me too
`` past fling , i know just give me a break and see the changes that i've made

kait says , "darren's hot stuff, yo. so hot, his example's on fire."

darren says , "damn right."

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[b]darren says ,[/b] "yeah yeah, you, yo. put what i put in yours. if i haven't done it yet, leave it alone, kid."[/blockquote]

[DARREN MICHAEL VOORHEES]

( if she does it like this... )
female plotting below, yo.

xoxo

[DARREN MICHAEL VOORHEES]

( will ya' do it like that? )
male plotting below, yo.

xoxo