Post by RAFAEL ADAM MORRISON on Mar 19, 2009 23:28:38 GMT -6
rafael adam morrison
DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS[/color][/font][/center]
"my name is rafael adam morrison. that's pretty much all you need to know. i don't do well with interrogations. someone usually ends up dead, in my experience. so let's skip it."
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"heh, well, put your mind at ease, i'm of the male variety."
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"i'm twenty-eight and the only time i've used stars is to get back home after a boating trip."
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"i was born and raised in london, england, but i came here about two years ago with my now ex-wife."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"i'd say about 6'0" and somewhere around 180 lbs, but that's just a rough estimate. i'm a pretty active guy, so you'd have to count the guns too, blokes."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"i'm completely into women. case closed."
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"debate, being a lawyer, holding eye contact, appearing nonchalant, winning cases, memorizing, procrastinating, and lying to get by."
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"keeping my temper in check, dealing with children, and dealing with people in general."
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"my therapist, classical music, wine, cuban cigars, trenchcoats, sensible women, and walking in the rain."
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"anything and everything revolving around my ex-wife."
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"funny you should ask that... i think what i fear the most is probably myself. i'm not sure what i'm capable of."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"i don't believe in the future, because i'm not sure if i'll last that long."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"the reason why i divorced my ex-wife was because she was driving me bloody insane... so i tried to strangle her. but an old friend came back home and walked in. she turned out to be my therapist now. good thing i'm a lawyer, who do you think arranged that? she's the only one i can trust. but regardless, if she wouldn't have walked in when she did, i would probably be in prison right now... though my head feels like a prison in itself sometimes."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"probably one of the most cryptic wankers you'll ever meet. i guess it's mysterious, right? i do my job, i don't let other people analyze me like a court case. my life is mine only to live. that being said, i'm athletic. i like movies with unhappy endings because it's more realistic."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"dark hair, pretty smile, and a good conversationalist. someone who humors me. someone who takes the time to listen, even if i don't make sense all of the time. someone who makes me want to live again, i guess. it only sounds simple."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"anything that reminds me of my ex-wife. that controlling attitude, the jealous tendencies, the constant questioning about where i've been. if there's no trust, there's no relationship."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"do i really have a choice, flunkie?"
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"fried chicken & wine."
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"a beautiful mind & buffy the vampire slayer."
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"ashes divide & william control."
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"red, because it looks amazing on women."
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"i wish you could see me for something more than the things i'm confined and condemned to be."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"my father was also a lawyer and my mother was absent for the better part of my life, so she was a waitress for all i know."
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"no, i'm an only child."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"it would probably have to be back in high school. not much was expected of me then. be in a few clubs, sleep with a few girls, play some sports. and i had a really good friend then. but she moved away. another good time would be when she came back, even if it was a dark part of my life. i like to think that she came back for me. wishful thinking, ehh? maybe."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"pretty much my whole marriage."
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"oh yeah? good to know."
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lil
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]
HOWEVER, SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY NINETEEN YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON PM
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE EASTERN TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
