Post by SCARLETT WYNTER SCHMIDT on Mar 20, 2009 22:29:23 GMT -6
SO HERE'S THE DEAL ABOUT SCARLETT, YEAH?
SHE'S TWENTY-FOUR YEARS OLD, AND HOT. UH,
YEAH, YOU SEEN HER LATELY? SURE, SHE'S A
MOM AND ALL THAT, BUT IF EVER THERE WAS A
MILF, IT IS HER. PLUS, SHE'S SINGLE! WHO CAN
ASK FOR MORE, HUH? EXACTLY. SO WHAT IF
SHE'S ONLY ON A TEACHER'S SALARY, AND IF SHE
MAYBE HAS A BIT OF AN ATTITUDE. OKAY, FINE,
MORE THAN A BIT OF ONE. SHE'S CLEANING UP.
PLUS, BEING A SLIGHT COMMITMENT-PHOBE,
SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING LONG RUN. SHE'S
A HELL OF A GOOD FRIEND, ALWAYS HAS YOUR
BACK ON EVERYTHING. BUT SHE MAKES AN AWFUL
ENEMY. YOU DON'T WANT HER TO HAVE A TARGET
ON YOUR HEAD, TAKE MY WORD ON THAT ONE.
SO SCARLETT HAS LIVED IN WELLS BEACH HER
ENTIRE LIFE. WELL, ALMOST. SHE MOVED TO
GO TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE, BUT WAS BACK
IN LITERALLY A YEAR. SO OBVIOUSLY, SHE HAS
TO HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER
AROUND HERE. MAYBE NEWCOMERS, MAYBE NOT.
BUT A LOT OF OLD ONES FOR SURE. SHE'S AN
ACQUIRED TASTE, TRULY, BECAUSE SHE CAN BE
A HUGE BITCH, BUT SHE STILL LOVES PEOPLE.
SO LOVE HER AND BE HER FRIEND. KTHANKSBYE.
OKAY, SO SHE'S GOT NOBODY RIGHT NOW. SHE
HAS THIS EX, WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE FATHER
OF HER CHILD, WHO DOESN'T EXACTLY KNOW IS
A FATHER...YEAH, HER BAD. I MEAN, HE KNOWS
THAT SHE HAS A KID, BUT THEY HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN VERY ON-AND-OFF, AND SHE HAS HAD HER
FAIR SHARE OF 'EXPEDITIONS', SHALL WE SAY?
BEST PART IS, THEY ARE SORT OF KIND OF STILL
INVOLVED. REMEMBER THE ON-AND-OFF PART?
THEY STILL HOOK UP OCCASIONALLY, AND HE
MAKES PROMISES AND THEN SHE MAKES PROMISES,
BUT BOTH WIND UP MAKING IT NOT WORK OUT.
WE COULD GO WHEREVER FROM THERE. ANY
OTHERS WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME AS WELL.
CAUSE SHE LOVES GUYS. UH HUH. CASUAL FLINGS
ARE HER THING TOO, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANY
COMMITMENT. IT'D BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY
WANTED TO COMMIT WITH HER, THOUGH.
PLENTY OF GIRLS HERE, I'M SURE. I MEAN, SHE
CAN ENVOKE JEALOUSY, AND SHE HAS DATED A
LOT OF PEOPLE'S EXES OR CURRENT BOYFRIENDS
AT SOME POINT. OR, MAYBE A FLING GONE BAD,
OR JUST SOMEONE WHO HATES HER GUTS JUST
BECAUSE? I MEAN, WHO SAID YOU HAD TO HAVE
A REASON TO DESPISE SOMEBODY? NO ONE!
SHE'S TAKEN IN THE SISTER DEPARTMENT, SO
NO THANKS HERE. KTHANKSBYE.
LYRICS BY DAVID BOWIE.
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