Post by BARTHOLOMEW EDMUND on Mar 24, 2009 0:15:21 GMT -6
bartholomew edmund
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"bartholomew edmund. don't ask me mum. she won't tell you why either."
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"i'm a robot, but i guess i would be considered male."
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"eighteen. i just graduated from high school, but im not in college yet."
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"ahh england. its rubbish."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"i'm about 5'11" and a little on the more to love side. more muscles to love i mean."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"girls, thanks."
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"video games, being the funny one at a party and getting everyone's moods up, star trek trivia, the guitar, and nothing much else. i'm really lazy."
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"doing anything that requires me to do work, the tuba, keeping my mouth shut, gaining fan clubs."
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"star trek, anne rice, snakes/lizards, girls, roleplay games, reading, eating, sleeping, computers, your mum"
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"im sure one of those things would be your mum. country, rap, glasses, logic, pocket protectors, D&D, DDR, spiders, your face."
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"being turned down (it happens all the time so im afraid a lot?), loud noises, the sun."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"i hope to get rich and get a fit girl on my arm. oh yeah. she's got to have a good personality too. must have slipped my mind for a second..."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"i'd be good with the ladies if they let me. i wear contacts too."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"I'm best described as a dork. I have odd interests, and is often silly at times. I can be myself and not care what anyone thinks. I'm is smart for the things I am interested in, but quite lazy in other aspects. Although I am somewhat of an outcast, I am quite good with women. I'm quite the flirt with almost anyone. I laugh in the face of the stereotypical virgin nerd. I'm a sweetie at heart, but tend to act like an asshole toward people. It is somewhat of a sheild.
I love to play guitar and cover music that I've already heard. My voice sounds similar to Patrick Stump, but can make it sound better when singing something slower and more pulled toward the voice than the instruments. I'm also a good piano player, but it is definiately not my passion. I love to go on stage and perform at the local clubs."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRLFRIEND?
"someone who laughs at my jokes and doesn't judge me."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A GIRLFRIEND?
"the opposite of the above. i'm not that picky."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"you'll be scarred for life."
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"american burgers, rum and coke"
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"interview with the vampire, supernatural"
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"paramore. odd, right? she's hot. "
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"green"
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"my other ride is your mom."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"i don't know them."
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"not that i know of."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"getting booked for my first performance!"
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"most of it. being in the foster home."
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE RUPERT GRINT? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"now off to score some chicks."
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maddie
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]
HOWEVER, HE/SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY 19 YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS 6 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON urface.com
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE central TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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but i dun wanna.
THIS APP WAS MADE BY LE DISKO ?! OF CAUTION 2.0 SO DON'T REMOVE CREDIT.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
