Post by ADONIS ZACHARY DESMOND on Mar 24, 2009 21:53:14 GMT -6
adonis zachary desmond
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"alright, listen carefully. the name to remember is adonis zachary desmond. my father's first name was zachary and my mother was a big myth buff. so, my first name is greek, i believe, and it means handsome or highly attractive. not too far from the truth, ehh?"
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"it's pretty damn obvious that i'm a male all around."
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"i'm twenty-three and the day that you can fawn over me is april seventeenth, so that makes me a taurus, i guess? sweet deal."
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"i'm originally from austin, texas. yeah, i'm a southern boy."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"i'm taller than you. that means 6' even, baby. and my muscles weigh quite a bit, so somewhere around two hundred pounds? i'm not sure, don't quote me on that."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"i'm a ladies' man, always have been, always will be. i'm far too cocky for any guy to tolerate me. besides, me and the fellas tend to get into it pretty often... fist fights, that is."
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"creating music, playing percussion, playing football, good in bed, playing the prince charming role, saying stupid things and getting away with it, swimming, looking good/satisfied all the time, and making people smile."
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"cooking, resisting pretty women, portraying my emotions, office jobs, and keeping my temper in check at bars."
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"sports, hats, rock music, hip-hop, percussion, women, pda, motorcycles, sex, and swimming."
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"men that are just as hot-headed as me, someone all up on my girl, most pop music, and hangovers."
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"letting my temper get the best of me and ending up either in jail or worse, since i'd never admit to being afraid of death."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"simple, living out the american dream and becoming a rockstar."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"nah, nothing i'd tell you. i did overdose once when i was younger, since my parents used to bicker alot and i had low self-esteem. i was a bit chubby back in the day too. then i got fit, got over all the bullshit, and here i am. alive and in the flesh. trying putting me down now, bitches. i'll maul you."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"i can be an ass and i'm not exactly the most reliable person, but i'm loyal. i'm a big sports fan, so if you don't like it, i don't want to hear about it. i do yell at the screen and jump out of my seat. i can have a bad temper sometimes, but mostly towards people of the male variety, and i'd never ever lay a hand on a lady. it's just not me. i'm pretty charming, i guess, and i'm fun to be around. i sure know how to party, though sometimes i wear myself out. haha, the hangovers have gotten pretty epic. i walked home in my boxers once. they said hot stuff and my fiance had gotten them for me. at least she can't say i never wore them."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"if i say anything other than my fiance, i won't get any for a week. so i won't. i'm not too picky anyway. sexy legs and a nice smile are big ones. that's all i'll admit to."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"anyone who's not my fiance? haha, i dunno. i guess someone who's controlling and a complete bitch all the time. i'd rather just date myself, thanks."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"yeah, alright."
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"bbq ribs and redbull."
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"faceoff and america's next top model... haha, don't tell my fiance i said that."
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"red hot chili peppers and my girl, she sings in the shower."
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"green."
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"why so serious?"
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"my father was a business tycoon and my mother was a fashion designer."
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"yeah, a younger sister and a younger brother. we're pretty tight. they're both in high school."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"proposing to my fiance... yes, i'm a brown noser."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"doing this fucking thing instead of doing something more productive."
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE TAYLOR KITSCH? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"is that supposed to be a compliment? haha, i'm kidding, i'm totally digging that. though i'm inclined to believe that i look better than him, but hey, i'll settle for that... so, what are you doing tonight?"
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lil
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]
HOWEVER, SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY NINETEEN YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON PM
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE EASTERN TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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oh, the wonders of being an admin. so this isn't gonna happen. sorry to burst your bubble, peeps XD.
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THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
