Post by NOAH SAMUEL RADLEY on Mar 29, 2009 14:51:09 GMT -6
Noah
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"Noah Samuel Radley. Noah is the guy who owns the ark, and we’re a bit alike. For example I own an ark because it’s like a saviour, like the ark of my body. I save people from missing pleasure. And I guess my mom thought about this when she named me, because my name is Noah"
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"male, last time I checked."
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"I’m twenty one and in college, which is quite annoying because I hate college, but I have the brains so I have to stick in. Though in my line of work an education isn’t exactly needed. At all. As for my birthday, it’s November 18th. Everyone remember that as I expect gifts.”
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"Chicago, because I’m worth it."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"I’m six foot one, and I weigh well... a boy should never reveal his secrets. Ha. I guess I try and keep my appearance top and good, for example I always clean my teeth and kiss with my lips in order to moisturise them. My dark hair is always washed every day because hot water is a turn on for me and showering is like sex, only cleaner. And so should be accompanied by sex. On the other hand I have blue eyes, and have a possible oriental look about them. I like my appearance and feel that I hold a rather spiffy view, even if I can look a bit too good at times when next to my peers. HA! Joking. But I do try and look my best. I work out every day to keep my body spick and span, and to be fair I am a little bit on the thin side. I also wear good clothing just because I’m allowed to."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"I’m straight, but I think that’s a little bit obvious. I’ve once been called gay because I like to film porn, and edit it and direct it (and occasionally be in it) so people think that if a boys in it that I’m gay, but I’m not I’m just doing my job like a director come editor should do their job. I’m all for the ladies and a complete player as it comes. But I do like the odd little relationship that comes my way. Can be quite tasty at times.”
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"I’m good at a lot of things. First off I’m photogenic and sometimes my brother, who’s a photographer, uses me in his modelling shoots. I had somewhat of a history of doing little things like that, the odd modelling shoot every now and then so I’m really good at that. Mostly because I’m disciplined and it brings good money in. I’m also good at giving myself compliments. I’m a little bit of a jackass so I guess I’m conceited, but that can be a good thing and give me confidence I like to think I can detach myself emotionally from people and things which helps me when I get into a fight with someone, it stops me from getting hurt. I get into fights a lot too and although I often get a few punches my way every now and then I think I’m a good fighter, or at least a good manipulator who can stick up for himself in a fist if the occasion calls. I’m just a bit reckless so I don’t care what happens. It helps me a lot. I like to embarrass myself too. My brother says it makes me a good model, I say it’ll help me get into the porn industry. I can’t wait! "
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I’m a bit lonely because I don’t let myself get hurt. I don’t get to know anyone enough for that to happen and even when I’m in a relationship I hold them at arms length. I kind of wish I didn’t do this but I find it so easy to. It’s easier to play people about than it is to actually love them. I’m also too arrogant at times which makes people not like me. I don’t care so much about this but it annoys me when people judge me for no reason. I’m also too reckless and get myself in a lot of trouble that way which goes badly against my fear of being arrested. I do a lot of things that I know I’ll regret, and finally I solve a lot of my problems with violence. I know one day I’m going to get myself beaten up pretty bad. "
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"Porn. I’m a sucker for it, every since I was a little boy I was tugging away. Ha! So it’s only natural I got myself into doing it. It started off helping my friend out with a small film assignment and then I managed to get myself into it and we started our own little cooperation. We’re going to get really big, no pun intended, and everyone’s going to love our movies. It’s the plan. I love parties next. Getting drunk, losing control, waking up in strange places. I do love the feel of those things. I also like media. It’s one of my favourite classes and something I want to take in college, like as a major or film, or something. I like modelling too but I don’t spread that around too much. I sort of wish I could be a really successful one but I’m not so sure if it’s going to happen. I like my body too and working out. There’s nothing better than a good work out. Cigarettes are another love of mine. My mom would kill me if she found out but I can’t give them up! Snowboarding and skiing are quiet cool as well as skate boarding but you don’t see me doing that too often. And finally fashion. It’s quite spiffy.”
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"Snow is disgusting. Public toilets are unhygienic. Vegetarians are annoying. Emos shouldn’t model. School should be burnt down. Overall in a small summary there is my dislikes. I’d like to establish that I prefer to dwell on the good things in life.”
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"Snow. I wont leave the house unless I’m completely covered up. Usuallly I’ll have a hat on that covers my head and a scarf on that goes pretty much over a lot of my face. And then finally you can see my eyes. If snow touches me though I will have a major panic attack. I’m a bit idiotic like that, but it really scares me. I don’t know why. I love snowboarding though which is very strange. I guess I am a strange bunny. Also getting arrested. I want noooo criminal record."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"Yes. I want to be successful in the porn industry. I need to be otherwise I know I’ll regret it because sometimes I get in over my head far too much. Also I want to win an Oscar by the time I’m twenty five. Growing up I always wanted to be an actor, I guess I like the behind the scenes concepts now but porn is more accessible to get into. Plus sex is good. My career lecturer was less than impressed when I told her my wants."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"Okay so no telling but I think I’m a father, I have to be. I’ve had unprotected sex too many times not to be and that idea actually terrifies me. I’ve always been too afraid to go and find out if I am..."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
WILD A party animal, Noah likes to expierence all that life has to offer and wont often say no to anything, even if it's dangerous. He's often found himself in quite a pickle due to this habit of his and has often found himself dialing his brothers number to try and get himself out of that certain pickle. You would think he would learn from his past mistakes but he never does, and he continues to be a grinning, cheering wild self.
PERVERTED Since being a young boy he's always been trying to get girls out of their knickers and as he grew up his habit only increased and became a skill he was rather good at. His porn idea started when he taped girls, unknowingly to them, during sex, and after watching the tapes back he began to realise how good of a career making and starring in them could actually be. He tends to keep his private life to himself and can often come across as a caring young gentleman who just wants to take a girl out for dinner, but with dinner there is always desert and Noah knows exactly what he likes on the menu.
ANGRY Angry and aggressive he doesn't really know how to keep things calm and things often end up being resorted to in violence. But as Noah is deadly afraid of being arrested and hospitals he goes crying back to his brother to sort things out for him, to stitch up his wounds and hide his scars. He isn't the best fighter in the world but neither is he the worst either. He is simply a bit of both depending upon his drink intake and his aggresion.
A PLAYER A different girl every night, he plays by this rule. Girls are toys and he doesn't like to get himself hurt and so has never had a sucessful girlfriend. After deciding that it was worth too much hassle to chase a girl and get to know her he usually goes for the type who sleep around, and is happy to oblige in many different sexual experiments with many different partners.
RELIANT Orion, his brother, is his world. Literally. He needs him to clean up after him and to look after him. Being the party animal player that he is he needs Orion. Orion is always there to support him, and without his big brother he isn't entirely sure what he would do. So if there's one person he relies on it's Orion, and perhaps he is his one true weakness.
GOOD FRIEND Although reckless he doesn't hurt his friends, or mess around with his friends. He looks after them and wouldn't intentionally hurt them. His friends are his life, whether he mocks them, tortures them or any of that it's never done with bad vibes and only playful mannerisms.
PROFESSIONAL When in a shoot or any other of his modelling business his attitude drops and he works well with people. He's flexible with ideas and takes things on board, even if they do demand quite a bit from him.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"Honestly I don’t know, good looking I suppose. A good laugh. Like I said I don’t date too often, I just like to sleep about a bit and I don’t look for much when I do that."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"People who are too clingy I suppose. That suffocates me an awful lot, and people who are fat and ugly. I guess I’m a bit superficial."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"Okay, I love pub quizzes, even though I guess this isn’t a pub quiz, more like a Myspace quiz and that’s even more exciting. Hell yeah!"
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"Cider, larger, any type of alcohol really other than wine. As for food I’m not too fussed, maybe pizza or something yummy."
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"Boogie nights I should say? Ha. Being a film student there are too many good movies out there so nope, Noah cannot say! Shame. TV. I guess it’s the obvious, Ghost Hunters. Can’t screw with those guys! Hang on, my favourite movie is the Nuns."
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"Not my favourite but Freak Kitchen is a little bit cool. Honestly I like all types of music, techno a lot."
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"Blue. Or green. I don’t know. Guess?"
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"Noah you are amazing. I say that to myself every night."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"Do I have to? My mom’s stuck up and my dad’s not stuck up enough. He’s also a priest which makes my life a little bit of a difficulty. I’m not religious, but he is, but he’s cool and understanding so I love him. My mom’s just a bit of a bitch.”
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"Orion. He’s 25 and rocks my socks. He is my rock and knows everything about me and disapproves about everything. But he supports me good."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"I’d say when I was in my first porn movie but that sounds obsessive and empty. A really good time was when I was seventeen and I was sitting talking to my dad, through all my problems, and he just put his hand on my shoulder and told me he was proud of me. That was the best time in my life. I really respect my dad and I hate the idea that I could be disappointing him."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"When I realised I wasn’t as liked as I thought I was. My wild personality annoyed people. Girls hate me after I played them, after they once really liked me. And that makes more people hate me. I disconnect myself from it but sometimes it gets too much. I don’t like the idea of not being liked, I think everyone should like me. I’m a nice boy when it comes down to it!"
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE Sean O’Pry? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"Haaa, yeah... heard that one before?”"
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melii
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
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HOWEVER, SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY eighteen YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS many YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON pm
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE british TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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It had became a battle of wits and knowledge. Unfortunetly for Mitch he never kept up to date with the inmates but rather lived within his bubble, hiding from the harsh crimes which his roommates had commited, or been involved with, what they were planning to commit right now, right this moment. He rolled his eyes at the blonde guy in front of him, who appeared to be trying to get him unnerved or unhinged. "What are you talking about?" he asked with a raised eyebrow, now this was where rumours came into it. He'd seen cats do it? It was rediculous and exagerated, as though something from a movie. But Mitchell's crime was never planned. It just happened. "Sounds as if you've been watching 'The Others', pillow, muffled cries... maybe you should learn movies aren't like real life. There just a bit different." he paused for a moment before settling himself back down as he leaned his body to the side for a moment, breathing in deeply as the wind wisped through his hair.
"To get a piece of broken mirror you'd need to break one." He said quietly before moving around to face the boy, his eyes in a strong stare as he battled the will. "Breaking one gives you seven year bad luck... maybe it would be a good idea not to tempt with fate." He mused, his tone quiet and subtle, yet a demeaning threatening tone hidden beneath the falcities.
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"To get a piece of broken mirror you'd need to break one." He said quietly before moving around to face the boy, his eyes in a strong stare as he battled the will. "Breaking one gives you seven year bad luck... maybe it would be a good idea not to tempt with fate." He mused, his tone quiet and subtle, yet a demeaning threatening tone hidden beneath the falcities.
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THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.