Post by LUCAS DANIEL MADDOX on Mar 31, 2009 19:07:56 GMT -6
Lucas Daniel Maddox
DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS[/color][/font][/center]
"My name is Lucas Maddox. I don't know what it means hell I don't know who I am any more. Ask my 'real' mom if you can find her."
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
"I am a boy... do you need glasses or something I'm standing right in front of you and you can't tell?"
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"I am 13... star sign what do I look like a hippie? Why do you care... what are you a pedofile?"
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"I was born in Rhode Island, and thats where we lived for a long time but we've recently moved north into southern Maine... But my real mom lives in Wells Beach so that's where I'm headed."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"Again, I'm standing right in front of you. Get some glasses or something man. Do you get off on having little boys tell you about themselves?"
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"I AM 13. I am currently A-sexual... do you really want to encourage kids to get into that stuff earlier than they already do?"
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"I'm a good actor... at least I think I am. I got that pout and puppy dog eyes down to a science and it works on my 'adoptive' family. Im awesome at video games. More violence the better but Im not supposed to have those so omit that. What you cant? You bastard! Oops.. don't tell my mom I said that."
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Controlling my mouth. Being polite at the dinner table. Doing homework on time. And keeping my room clean. I swear its the elves that are messing it up."
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"Violent video games, Running really fast, Weekends, Dirt bikes (my friend has one I wish I was that lucky) And summer vacation."
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"Math, being lied to, PE (i know i like to run fast I just don't like to run on command), reading, educational games and summerschool."
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"I fear NOTHING if your publishing this. If your not I fear being unlovable, the world ending before I have a chance to leave my mark on it and very clinging women."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"Leave my mark on the world.. like get into Guinness or something."
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"I'm adopted wait thats not a secret anymore! So I guess I'll have to go with the fact that when I was seven the house fire that nearly killed my 'mom'. It wasn't started by an electrical something or other it was me playing with matches near the fuse box in the basement."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"God when can the stupid questions end already. I'm starting to get pissed off ... If you really want to know all this shit submit it in writing and I'll have reply when I have more patience for this stuff like when Im old... 30 sounds good."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"Not being stalked, can play video games, is not you, I don't fucking know ask me again when I've actually had a couple to compare.. wait no don't ask me I never want to see you again."
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"Your face... again I don't know, never had ... maybe never will go ask someone with facial hair."
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"I don't suppose you'd let me go if I tried to walk away."
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"Pizza and orange juice"
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"South Park and South Park.. Yeah I was amazed they made a movie out of it too that I snuck into."
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"Weird Al is the shit."
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"Olive Green."
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"Talk to the hand."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"You know I'm adopted, so why the hell are you making me talk about a sore topic? First of all I don't really know my birth mother OKAY so I don't know what she does for a living if anything But I'm going to find out."
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"None."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"I think I kinda can't remember any right now."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"Finding out I was adopted by sneaking around instead of my so called righteous parents telling me themselves. Thats okay though I dont like them."
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE Logan Lerman? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"Okay now pay up I did your stupid census thing. What's that I'm a kid traveling alone and you're calling the police. Fucker! Bye."
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WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]
HOWEVER, HE/SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY 24 YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS TOO MANY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON PM
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE CENTRAL TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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um not happening sorry. Wrong number
THIS APP WAS MADE BY LE DISKO ?! OF CAUTION 2.0 SO DON'T REMOVE CREDIT.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
THE LYRICS ARE FROM THE SONG 'DON'T TRUST ME' BY THE LOVELY 3OH!3.
