MACBETH, valentine aria

[VALENTINE ARIA MACBETH]

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valentine aria macbeth

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DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS[/color][/font][/center]

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" my name is valentine aria macbeth. i know that nobody in the whole wide world has ever heard of someone named valentine. so it's pretty surprising that i'm not born near valentine's day? it's pretty crappy to have such a ' representative ' name and not even like have anything to do with it. except im a sucker for lovers. aria is my middle name, i totally don't even get what the hell it means. my mom obviously just wanted to stick a random name with me. then my last name, macbeth, was just given to me when i was born. what am i supposed to do about that ?"

AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
" im totally an alien. lyke some genderless being born without any real parts. i really wished i was born on earth though, maybe stick-less ? but hey thats a fake story much. no in real i was born with all the female shit god gives you. couldn't it be simpler ? all i need is the looks, not the feelings. god didn't give the woman species much though now did he ?"

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
" you know what ? i didn't acctually graduate. i totally dropped out because school was for loosers. who cares though ? im a total failure at learning anyway, like i have disabilities. no, honestly i swear i do. i dropped out by junior year, yet my mummy didn't seem to care. wasn't like she was doing well in the knowledge category either. but whatever im nineteen and living alone. i don't give a shit."

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
" hollywood, california, unites states of america. now aren't i a lucky kid ?."

NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"im a fatass midget. watch out ! no i lied, im 5'6, and i weight just under 100 lbs, which is like 99.9. it's pretty small i know, so don't have a freak spazz on me, but i've always been tiny weight wise. ."

WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"im totally straight. i've liked boys since basically forever, so shut up about it. but maybe lately i've been wondering what girl kisses are like. you could call me bi-curious then. so at the beginning of this thing, i totally lied. haha, right i know laughing, but shut up okay? and anything could happen when im high, or drunk for that part."

WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
"list a few of their talents or good personality traits (like if they are a good advice giver) here. just a few though,
i'd say ten max."

COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"same as above but what they aren't as good at."

AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
"answer here."

I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
"answer here."

I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
"answer here."

WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"answer here."

GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"answer here. make sure to claim the secret."

WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"answer here. do not post a long paragraph, just a short summary of what they are like. you can even list words and then just elaborate on those words abit."

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"turn-ons here."

WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"turn-offs here."

OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"creative answer here."

FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"answer here."

FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"answer here."

THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
"answer here with their names and occupations."

DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"answer here. include their names."

TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"answer here with a good memory."

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"answer here with a bad memory."

OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE INSERT PLAY-BY HERE? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"answer here."
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your name/alias here

[/i] wants to touch me, woo ooh[/b][/color]
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
'CAUSE THE HO WON'T TRUST ME[/color][/font]

HOWEVER, HE/SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY AGE YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS __ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON WAYS TO CONTACT
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE TIMEZONE TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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