Post by JAYSON CAIN CLASP on Apr 8, 2009 0:08:29 GMT -6
JAYSON CAIN CLASP
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"hiyah there.! the name is clasp, jayson cain clasp, oh oh or you can call me JC. WAIT. though there are many others you can also call me CC, sexy jayson, pimpdaddycain. Just kidding about the last one or am I. DUN DUN DUN! Honestly though my name is kind of intresting it comes from a different part of my family. Believe me it comes from each part mostly ma monster grandparents but thats a total different story. The Jayson has been part of my family for years or so I have heard anyways. Since the dawn of time theres always be a jayson handed down to the first born. Well not that far back anyways, Im jayson cain clasp the fifth. Yeah theres been five jaysons in my fambam but what can you do. Its not like i got to pick this name it was just handed down to me. Do i like it, yeah, um it helps with the ladies sometimes. wink wink. Mostly though it makes me feel part of something bigger something that I can look back on. Almost like a part of history in a way so would i change my name no, would i ever consider changing my name no. Because im historical".
AWESOME! SO ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE? OR SOMETHING ELSE? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE NOWADAYS..
HMM. Well last time i had checked i was a boy, wait a second hold on. Oh yeah yup im a toally a boy, let me change that im a man okay not really but you get my drift. Im the oldest boy of the clasp and im the second man of the house. Aye i go pee pee standing up that means im a big boy. got it.!
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"OH yeah im the big TWENTY! Almost the bigger TWENTY-UNO. So that means im almost leagal to drink, but that doesnt mean i take a sip every know and then. I was born April first 1989, which means Im an april fools baby. WAIT WAIT. i know what your thinking i was totally planned. Well as of i know of, but i think i know the truth i was concived with to many beers in a back of a truck. Just kidding! i hope, but i had to be planned if I wasnt it isnt just the Clasp way. Well it doesnt matter how i got here, as long as im here and kickin. The big birthday shin-dig is coming up i want all to be there.!."
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"chicago home is the heart is but Wells beach is the place the place to lay my roots. Yeah i get homesick every know then, missing my family and old friends. What can I do i decided to lay my roots somewhere else and find a new home. At least i can learn how to surft if i can find my water shoes that is! ."
NOW MOVING ONTO WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. HOW TALL ARE YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
"I have jet puffy black hair that never seems to stay where its at always pointing one way. Most of the time i just jell it up and hopefully it turns out the way i want it. Having deep dark brown eyes that you can just get lost in from how adorable I am. Im very slim but aye im not a stick, i can have seem meat on my bones you just have a look around. If your talking numbers i think im about 115 maybe a little heavier. What can i say i eat everything and gain nothing, im thinking about growning some muscles on the guns. Very tall almost about 6feet, being super tall but then very thin it matches so i think.."
WHAT GENDER ARE YOU MOSTLY INTO: GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH?
"I love the LADDIES. and the LADDIES love mawha. Well or so i think sometimes, once in a while. Alright Alright so here's the thing im bad at getting the laddies. But i love them all the much, lets just say that i need a little loving. HMM. though lets just say though sometimes my body goes in a different route. Lets just spin an image that once in a while i need a man in my life, but just once in a while. Yeah i can swing both ways, it just matters who swings by me."
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WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
- bouncy
- bubbly
- good at paino
- good giver of advice
- photographer
- modeling
- smiler
- drawling
- writing
- telling jokes
COOL. WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
- surfing
- dancing
- making food
- spelling
- computers
- writing with my left hand
- math
- science
- driving
- swiming
AWW, THAT SUCKS. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?"
- music
- panio
- singing
- photography
- modeling
- different places
- clothes
- food.
- friends
- family
- pets
- ice cream
- cellphones
- labtop
- girls
- boys
- love
- smiling
- laughing
- road trips
- sunsets
- sunrises
- dancing
- running
- beach
- shoes
- babycakes
- hotdogs
- spongebob
I LIKE SOME OF THOSE THINGS TOO! WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE?
- little dogs
- big dogs
- haters
- scooters
- bugs
- bees
- bad drivers
- grandparents
- Cd-players
- messy things
- bad tasteing medchine
I SEE. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR?
- "loosing the poeple i love:
To live without my love ones is like living with out my daily peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Wait no comparing those two things dont seem to even out. Living without my love ones is like living without my soul. To wake up and not see my mother, father, and little brother would be like a piece is taken from me. Now living without my grandparents is like me living with out my daily peanut butter and jelly. For some reason i want to love them but i just cant find the space in my heart for
people like them. - breaking my camera:
THAT WOULD BE JUST SICK! IT WOULD BE LIKE LIKE LIKE... REN WITH OUT STIMMY, PINKY WITH OUT THE BRAIN... If anything would every happen to my camera i think i would just die. Being able to freeze a moment in time forever is just amazing to me. I never go anywhere with out it, its always at my side. Wait there was this one time where i dropped it in the toilet me and my roomate had to fish it out. Yeah it sucked that i had to by a totally new camera that taught me though cameras cant swim. ."
WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOPES AND DREAMS?"
"I have many goals and so little times, but one of my goals is to become ruler of the WORLD. MAWHAHA. okay okay no really i would really like to take my photography to the next level. I've seen so many things, so many places, and still so many things to explore. Its like when i feel inspired i just pull out my camera and just start clicking away. When i see these wonderful things i want everyone else to see them like i do. To see them for how they are and how beautiful the picture can be. Show people that what might seem ugly at first can be a swan if you take a second look at it. One day i want my pictures to hang up in resturants, bookstores, hosptials, buildings. Wanting people to know my name, know that when the see an amazing thing they think of JC. Having them know that the world is a great place you just need to take a second look. Wishing one day that Im going to be famous for changing peoples point of views.
Another passion of mine has to be music, i know that most of people say that its music. And some how when they listen to music it makes them feel different. For me its the exact same way, but when i listen to music i listen to much. I try to hear whats really there besides the sound actually try to hear the music thats coming out from the speaker. Sure i like listening to bands, rock, hip-hop, heavy, screamo. Once in a while though i like to pull out the old school and just injoy what they brought to us. NO, NO, that old school like prince, and the ramones, i mean old classical music. The musicans that started it all, listening to them is like listening to the masters of art. Well because they are the masters of art the masters of music.
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GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE! OKAY, SO I LIKE ABIT OF GOSSIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS? I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
"To be honest i dont like keeping secrets from the people im close to. I can be an open book trust me, ask and ill answer there wont be a time when i wont. I dont regret anything i done only learned so why not tell anyone anything about me. Its not like i have anything to hide, because hiding things just make it harder for people to find.
Well okay ill tell you one i have a birthmark on ma ass shaped like the state of texas."
WOW. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE AS A PERSON.
"
- bubbly
- random
- mr.shineshine
- outgoing
- loveable
- good secret keeper
Im a super easy going person to talk to to be around to just be there to hangout. I love to talk all the time, having any type of music blasting threw my stero. Always being up for a party, surfing, beach, dinner, just text and ill be there. But not to mention im also a rebel, okay okay i can be a wussy. Just dare me and ill do it last time at a party i got a little buzzed. Next thing i know im up on the table compeletly nake. What can I say i just like to have a good time.."
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
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- same intrest
- smile
- eye color
- personailty
- has to love gummyworms like me
- smooth pair of legs
- junk in her trunker
- loves action movies
- is not afraid to eat
- likes chunky monkey icecream
- down to earth
WELL I GUESS THAT PUTS ME OUT OF THE RUNNING. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE IN A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
"
- high class girl
- gossiper
- into the lastest thing
- fake nails
- plastic
- tounge rings
OKAY, WELL I'M GOING TO ASK WHAT SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITES ARE NOW, OKAY?
"creative answer here."
FAVOURITE FOOD & DRINK?
"
- chuncky monkey ice cream
- 7up
- coke
- beer
- wine
- bananas
- apples
- hambugers
- tofu bugers
- french fries
- stake
- apple pie
- arizona ice tea
- flavored water
- gummy worms
FAVOURITE MOVIE & TV SHOW?
"
- 70's show
- house
- spongebob
- hells kitchen
- penguins of madagasar
- mall cop
- taken
- harry potter
- ATL
- avtar the last air bender
FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER?
"
- paramore
- brokecyde
- the fray
- classical
- nevershoutnever
- millionairs
- E-40
- pink tigers
- E-lauf elephants
- Aloof
- teddy ortina
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
"
- gray
- light blue
- green
FAVOURITE LYRIC OR QUOTE?
"breath for tomorrow cause theres no hope for today."
THAT WAS FUN. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
- jayson cain clasp the fourth- music store owner back at home
- marria clasp- office manger
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
"
- adien clasp(little brother)-being a kid."
TELL ME ABOUT A REALLY GOOD TIME IN YOUR LIFE.
"The time when i first met my little brother adien when he was first born. Yeah he is six now but i can think of that day in a heart beat when he took his first smile at me. Being rushed into the hosptail with my mommy and daddy knowing that i wouldnt be an only child for much longer. when we finally got there and for HOURS of waiting he just popped out. The first time I saw adien it was watching a little light glow from inside the baby blanket. After that i knew that i had the best baby brother in the world."
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. WHAT ABOUT A NOT-SO-GOOD TIME ON YOUR LIFE?
"It kinda had to be the most confusing day of my life and the most hardest. When i had first seen my dad cry his eyes out, and my mother right next to him laying her head on his shoulder. Patting him light telling him things were going to be okay between him and his father. I didnt really understand to much that was going on, all that i sorta new that was my own grandfather had refused to help us in our time of need. Not even to help his own son to pay the rent so that his own little family of three didnt have to live on the street. All that i know is that we found the money some how to keep the place. What i learned from my father that day is that i didnt need anyone to help sometimes i just needed to do things myself."
OH DEAR. I THINK THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER NOW. HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK ALIKE LIKE INSERT PLAY-BY HERE? COS YOU REALLY DO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
"im the better looking one (:."
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Dezzy Wezzy
WANTS TO LOVE ME WOO OOH, WILL NEVER LEAVE ME WOO OOH
DON'T TRUST A HO, NEVER TRUST A HO, WON'T TRUST A HO
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HOWEVER, SHE HAPPENS TO BE ONLY 16 YEARS OLD
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ONLY HAS 7YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
IF I CHANGE MY MIND I'LL BE SURE TO CONTACT YOU ON PM
TO HIT YOU UP IN THE Cail(: TIMEZONE. HOWEVER, THAT'S ONLY IF YOU
CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU'LL BE WORTH MY TIME.
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Run Baby Run
And Never Look Back
And Never Look Back
When it had came to school Jayson had always been an Grade A smart ass. A grade A dick, A grade A talk backer person, and of course the number one thing of all. A grade A class clown which was his speacilty even though half of the teachers like it and most of them didnt. Take Ms. M of course she was the kinda teacher that made the kids life completely miserable. Then there was the other half that were just like totally rad. Like Mr. Lung would have let him got away with everything and anything. Okay so it wasnt a great thing that favoritism had gotten played with him but that the hell no one was complaing yet anyways. The reason why Jayson had always done these things like talk back to teachers was because sometimes they just deserved it. Why should somebody get to tell you want to do and act all rude just because they teach you knowledge. When it came to acutally going to school you couldnt pay him enough to acutally go. Alright so most of the time jayson had went anyways but that was just because his parents had made him all the time. When you wanted to play music for the rest of your like it wasnt like you needed to know how the clouds produced rain. come on eh.
His parents were the main reason for just coming to school plus his sisters would have kicked his booty for not coming either. Kristy would have gotten twice as mad just because she had dropped out doesnt mean he was dumb enough to. Stacey would have popped a blood vain Ms. little Harvard wanting him to attend the same college as her. YEAH freaking right if he wanted to go to harvard alotta people were going to need to be kicked off the list for him to join. Sure his grades werent that great but they werent as bad either. Plus when it came to school he was just like his mommy and daddy. But mostly Mommy having her same free spirt, of wanting to be adventuresis, having that little reble in him, doing what no body else dared to do. Basiclly just being him self and telling everyone like it or leave it and nothing you can do about it. So when jayson had went home those nights for dinner telling his mom all about winter. She just nodded her head and told him yeah i had tons of friends like that. Even though daddy would have just looked at them if they were crazy. Sometimes Mr. Clasp had never understood jayson from how he had dressed to what he wanted to be. It was no need to aruge parents just never got him.
It was never an easy thing having the love of one parent when you got support from the other half and not other. Daddy always seemed to be tearing him apart a little and then a little more. That was really hard for Jay because always and everytime he never let anyone tear him down. Not even the little dumb butt haters that always seem to have something to say. But this had to be way different for him, having someone behind your back always screaming and yelling at you. Just because you werent living his dream of being a huge football player. Or being all buffed out and taking home trophies every night that said. Jayson Jeffery Clasp all around quaterback star of the whole key west. Or having it say star quaterback of the whole dam world, football wasnt even that great. Well it use to be before his dad had always pushed him into playing it. Sure he was bring home triophies and plaques but not for being the big high school football star. Jayson was bring home music awards from the school for most non tone defph. Ribbions for most advance guitar player or something along those lines. It was just so hard for jayson to be honest afaird of getting screamed at again for something his dad didnt approve of. It was going to be even harder to tell both of his parents that he was having strong feelings toward the same sex.
The reason why him and Winter were even friends in the first place was because he could tell her all these thing. God jayson could have told her that he was a spy from the island of jibberjabbish. And he was here to take down the american system and have everyone more to jibberjabbish to be slaves. BUT NO HE WOULD SAVE WINTER. cause she was amazing like thatt. Thats how close they were when it came down to it like Jayson could tell her anything and everything. Something about a girl, what kinda porn he loved, and everything else thrown into the mix. The greatest thing in life was to have a friend like this, to have a friend you can act all goofy with but at the same time sit down and have a seirous talk. They had been kicked outta so many places, done so many crazy things it was acutally hard to count. From having turtle races, stealing candy from little kids, riding on the back of donkeys. You name it they probably had done it, from going to walking to the end of the earth together. Thats how much Jayson had loved his bestestsest friend in the world. He would have acutally walked to the ends of the earth to save her life. The funny thing was that his dad would have never understood a friendship like this.
[i most write tons more buut i havennt
rped in a whille. (: couldnt find a good one]
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